11 Aug 2018


  • Solis: Are you alright, Kotori?
  • Solis: ...
  • Solis: Wow. Unresponsive.
  • Corona: Dude, I'm so glad I'm not you right now, Kotori.

Kotori: She was your friend, wasn't she?

  • Kotori: What do you want, you two.
  • Solis: Jeez, I was just checking on you.
  • Kotori: I'm fine. Happy?
  • Corona: Maaaan, you sure it's fine?? Everything about this screams the opposite of fine!
  • Kotori: No, it is fine.
  • Corona: {}:/
  • Corona: Well, whatever you say.
  • Corona: You sure you can uh, do the thing with the human gal?
  • Kotori: ...
  • Solis: Yeah, uh, wasn't that...
  • Solis: Your best friend?
  • Kotori: ...Ugh! It doesn't matter!
  • Kotori: None of this matters! Yes, I'm sure I can do it, okay?

  • Kotori: At least this time, I'm forced to stop hesitating.

  • Corona: This time??
  • Corona: What are you talking about, why was that so unnervingly vague?
  • Kotori: You don't need to know what everything means.
  • Kotori: Get your nose out of my business.
  • Kotori: All I need to say is that I'm going to do everything right,
  • Kotori: And then his highness can stop being all antsy with us, okay?
  • Corona: Okay, okay, gosh!
  • Solis: You desperately do not want us to care, do you.
  • Kotori: Shove it.
  • Corona: Well, for what it's worth I certainly am glad I got a free pass thanks to you having a way worse offense than mine!
  • Corona: Hehehe, if it wasn't for that, I would've...

  • Corona: Been... Dead...
  • Corona: Meat. Kotori, what the fuck!
  • Corona: Stop speeding ahead of us!!!
  • Distant Kotori: Fuck you.
  • Distant Kotori: I'm going in.

  • Solis: Eugh, filthy as ever in here.
  • Corona: Huh, so this is a human jail.
  • Corona: Wow, what a DUMP!
  • Solis: Oh right, you kept refusing to come in earlier.
  • Corona: Well DUH, I didn't have to until now.
  • Corona: More importantly, are those playing cards? They've been abandoned mid-game!
  • Kotori: Quieeet!
  • Corona: No, Kotori, the diamond side is winning, that's so illegal!
  • Corona: Solis, we should play a round with these! I call spade!!
  • Solis: You would lose to me in less than a minute.
  • Kotori: Stop messing around, guys!
  • Kotori: I'm going to open the cell now, so...
  • Kotori: Can you be a little quiet while I uh, talk to the human?
  • Solis: I mean, I would say "sure", but Corona's here.
  • Corona: HEY!

  • Corona: I CAN be quiet when I WANT to, I'll have you know!
  • Corona: You just don't deserve a break from my angelic voice.
  • Corona: It's actually a blessing to be this close to me, you know!
  • Solis: I lose 100 braincells for every word you say.
  • Kotori: Uh, you guys...
  • Solis: What's up?

  • Kotori: W-why is the cell empty...?

Kotori, Corona, and Solis: Begin to freak out.

  • Solis: HUH?
  • Corona: Oi, what the hell?
  • Kotori: S-she's gone.
  • Corona: Wait, oh goodness, was there really no one guarding her?
  • Corona: I knew this place felt too empty!!
  • Solis: This is... Not good.

Kotori: Contemplate your situation.

  • Kotori: W-what do I do...
  • Corona: H-hey now!
  • Corona: I know this is absolutely terrible only for you, Kotori, but there has to be something we can do to help!
  • Corona: So uh, keep calm, alright??
  • Kotori: ...
  • Solis: Right.
  • Solis: It hasn't been that long, so the human must still be nearby.
  • Solis: Let's quickly search outside the jail.
  • Kotori: ...
  • Kotori: O-okay.

Aria: Camouflage yourself against the wall. When a guard notices your empty cell and opens it to inspect further, beat they ass and book it.

You can't believe that worked.

Except for the beating ass and booking it part. There's no way you could do any of that with a chain restraining you, not to mention that you're outnumbered.

You DID get the cell door open though! You may be outnumbered, but not outsmarted.

Now, how the hell are you going to unchain yourself, smartass.


Aria: What's that shiny thing on the floor?
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3 years ago

LOL corona is so funny