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  • Nino: I thought we were in Redtulip Town for a moment there.
  • Nino: I guess... I sure am glad Redtulip isn't a graveyard after all!
  • Nino: ...Right?
  • Nino: Please tell me the town isn't a goddamn graveyard.
  • Aria: Oh, what are you talking about?
  • Aria: OBVIOUSLY it is a graveyard...
  • Aria: ...A graveyard of DEAD HUMANS!
  • Nino: D: !
  • Five: :0
  • Aria: Hehe, not really.
  • Aria: Stop frowning like that, I'm just messing around with you!
  • Nino: Wait-- Oh!
  • Nino: Damn it, I see that I didn't give you enough credit.
  • Nino: My goats have been perfectly gotten, each and every single goat.
  • Nino: Oh how will I make a LIVING now without goats to SELL
  • Aria: Are you a goat salesman in this convoluted silly scenario of yours?
  • Nino: Of course I'd be one, don't you know how much you could make just by merely SELLING a goat?
  • Aria: Well, I certainly don't believe I'd be in possession of such knowledge. :p
  • Nino: The answer is goddamn BANK. You could make BANK by simply SELLING a GOAT--
  • Nino: Okay I'll stop wasting your time with this imaginary goat market scenario.
  • Aria: You are quite possibly the silliest person I've ever met!
  • Aria: That's a pretty high bar, you know.
  • Nino: I can't tell if that's a compliment or not, but let's just move on.
  • Aria: It's both and neither, all at once.
  • Nino: I... don't think that's how it works.
  • Nino: That's ILLOGICAL, are you HEARING yourself Aria?
  • Nino: Geee, go get a brain young lady!
  • Aria: Well, I'll say it's logical because I said so!
  • Nino: Oh heck darn it, you win this round.
  • Nino: You've gotten my goats again, I can't argue with that logic.
  • Nino: The goat market continues to PLUMMET--
  • Aria: Alright, alright! Enough with the goats pleeeease!
  • Nino: Okaaaay fiiine you silly goose!

  • Nino: Is this typically the first things tourists see?
  • Nino: What a very nice first impression.
  • Aria: Not like there are that many tourists around in the first place!
  • Aria: This is just a normal graveyard, nothing special.
  • Aria: Most of the buried here are fallen wa--

  • Nino: Oh! Hold on, Aria--
  • Nino: Five, what's the matter?
  • Five: ...Swing!
  • Aria: Oh, that old thing?
Ludwig: Check the swing.
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anonymous
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3 years ago

to be fair Nino the goat market being lower means you can wait later for the economy so you can make bank anyways.

Roman
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3 years ago
Reply to  anonymous

How much do you know about the goat market?

MysteriousMaverick
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1 year ago
Reply to  Roman

They're a goat

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