Aria: OH GOSH!

Oh, god, it's Nino, somehow! He's right there, that's DEFINITELY him! And some other people too, but you don't even begin to notice anything about them or the situation other than NINO. HE'S ALIVE, OH GOSH. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT NONTHELESS, YOU RESTATE: OH GOSH. THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING EVER! Aria: Slow down!!!! THERE IS NO POSSIBLILITY OF SLOWING DOWN NOW. EVERYTHING here needs to politely get out of your way. Aria: NINO!!!!Meimona: Wha- Ow!Aria: I can't believe it, it's really you!Nino: U-uhh... Reed: Oh god. This is just the worst thing ever. Just why did she run off like that. It's like she couldn't even hear you telling her "we should turn back immediately" as soon as you laid your eyes on this scene. You expected…
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Nino: Who calls your name? Aria: Rush towards your friend! Aria: NINO!
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Meimona: H-how did he... oh no.Nino: Oh no. Meimona: Oh, NO.Nino: Mei, do SOMETHING.Meimona: W-what do you want me to do?Nino: I dunno, anything!Nino: LUCK us out again, huh?!Meimona: I'm, umm...Meimona: I have... no ideas! Sorry! Nino: Dammit, Mei...Meimona: YOU do something now! It can't always be me!Kaji: HEY! Kaji: Jump down to subdue the criminal scum. Kaji: Silence, criminal SCUM!Kaji: Goddamn, I got the worst hangover in me life, but y'all're STILL goin' down.Meimona: H-hey! How did you GET here so fast!?Kaji: Oh, yer curious, huh? Ya really wanna know? Kaji: Well, TOO bad for ya, that's a trade secret!Kaji: I'm ENDIN' this stupid chase right the FUCK here, no formalities needed.Kaji: Yer under arrest, as soon as I... Kaji: uh... Meimona: Make joke at Kaji's expense. Kaji: As…
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Nino: Try to believe.

Without warning, you're off, before you can even straighten out your thoughts. On instinct, you shut your eyes tightly. In fact, they are shut so tightly that it kind of hurts. All you can do is put your stock in Mei right now. You don't know if you can convince your stubborn brain to "believe", even if it feels like everything hinges on that. In the darkness, you hear Mei's voice echo. Everything will be fine as long as you believe. Huh. A strange pang of nostalgia strikes as those words replay in your head. Did you ever get told something like that in the past? No, you're sure you haven't. There's no way, not until you met this girl. There's nobody as bold as her, who constantly says these…
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Volume 3 Release!

The third Oceanfalls music album is out! See it here on Bandcamp, and here on Youtube (with timecodes!). Thank you for the support & to the Oceanfalls music team for their good work!
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Nino: Fall Flat on your Fat Face

Meimona: Nino, what the heck are you doing?Nino: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, GOD!Meimona: I'm saving our collective bottoms. Meimona: Again, might I add!Nino: At least steady the ship, I can't even stand up straight like this!Meimona: Sure, ummm... Meimona: I couldn't really control it earlier, but I think it should be better now!Meimona: So get up, you baby.Nino: Right, just,Nino: Warn me if you'll do something crazy again, please!Meimona: Dunno what you mean, but aye aye!Meimona: And hey, you have to call me CAPTAIN Mei now.Meimona: I've been upgraded from the officer position, matey! >:]Nino: ...I'm not going to do that. This ship is surprisingly small. Maybe it doesn't even deserve to be called a ship! Perhaps it's just a dinky fancied up boat for fast deliveries, but…
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Kaji: Tell the newbie she's doing a good job.

You do so, and her expression flips in a miraculous a 180. Really, it's amazing how easily her mood improved, almost like she highly values your opinion of her performance. Yep, definitely the sign of a newbie. She's gonna have to get used to you saying all manner of profanities to people's faces soon enough. It's inevitable for humans to end up disappointed in you, no big deal. Kaji: Jump on the ship! Yeah! There's still time to make it!!! Screw this business, you've GOTTA check that- Cake: Drop. That... Ship... Whoops. The crate labelled "Cake" fell upside down and spilled its nasty pink guts out. Oh, and of course it just has Selene's pink garbage in it. Wait, was breaking that your fault? Uh. Whoops. Again. In that case,…
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Nino: HIDE

Nino: AAAAAAAAAAAH, UH, IT'S KAJI!Nino: I THINK HE SAW ME.Nino: W-WHAT DO WE DO-Meimona: HERE! OVER HERE! Meimona: QUICK, JUST DUCK AND HIDE! Meimona: ...Your stupid hair thing needs to hide too!Nino: Sorry! Nino: Eavesdrop on what's happening on the docks. The pair of sailors are arguing loudly. One of them says, hey, hurry it up, slowpoke. He says he really wants to start his break soon. The other one snaps back at him, saying why don't you run your legs instead of your mouth and hurry this up with me! He then says, dude, you're NOT the boss of me. She says, well, you're not either. On these grounds, only captain Kaji could tell me or you to do something and we'd listen, she says. Nino: FUCK FUCK FUCK…
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Kaji: Head out.

As you're about to put your phone away, and head down to business, a single beep! stops you at the last second. More messages? Kaji: Check again, one last time. Oh man, they really are worried about you. How nice of them. You really don't want that, though. His highness definitely has more important things to worry about, and the same goes for the captain. Not that you're unhappy about it. Wait... OH, no. No, no, no, nevermind it all. THAT can't happen. It would only take the captain mere seconds to be here, and you can't afford that at all. If anyone sees you like this, post-drunk and losing it, they would undoubtedly lose every last bit of respect they had for you. Not to mention that Selene showing…
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Kaji: Hopefully, it's worth interrupting your dream.

Kaji: Assure her that it's all fine. Nobody needs to worry for you. Assured: Assure the assurer. Selene: What is this SMELLY FRIENDSHIP BULLSHIT, you're here and you're IMPORTANT! Selene: Speaking of smelly friendship bullshit, you're an understanding friend, too. Kaji: ??? Cool Crew: Deliver important (fragile) packages! Cool Crew: Soon, you must pick up a special package too, and- Hey who's that? Kaji: Just give up and carry on. If you had to pick one word to describe all that, it would be "Insane". And if you could pick two, it would be "Fucking Insane". In the end, you'll have to fulfill your duties whether you like it or not. Hopefully the payoff will be worth the trouble. You notice that your table has been graciously cleaned while you…
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A while earlier...

A conversation unfolded. Wow... It looks like you missed a huge wall of text. Well, you'd normally skip a wall of gibberish from her without a second thought, but this time, the captain is part of it too! What she says is REAL important. But then again... Your head still hurts. Maybe you'll just skip everything anyway. Surely, a "99+ unread messages" notification tells you all you need to know. Kaji: Skip. Spleen?: How offensive! You're only in your mid twenties! Moggie?: Just spell it out for her. Spleen?: ...She's actually waiting, isn't she. Spleen?: Multitask and execute GENIUS plans. Spleen?: She should know by now that UNSTOPPABLE is your middle name! ...Not really. It's Aylin, but whatever. Don't ruin the joke! Moggie? and Spleen?: Visualize. You reach the end…
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Nino and Meimona: Witness incoming ship.

Nino: ...That's one WEIRD looking ship.Nino: Is it gonna be okay to go on that. I mean, WOW, it's so gaudy...Meimona: Come on, after ALL that trouble we went through and you're hesitating NOW?Meimona: To me, this big weird slow thing looks like a GOLDEN BEACON OF HOPE!Nino: Jeez, the closer it gets, the more off-put I feel.Meimona: It's a ride out, what more do you dream of? Meimona: You have no business being this picky, you impossible-to-please plebeian!Nino: Eh... I'll take what I can get, I suppose.Nino: Although, this porcelain teapot looking ship does look like it came right out of a dream.Meimona: It's so slooow though. C'mon, big thing!Nino: That's how most ships are.Meimona: C'mon, C'mon, C'MON!Meimona: AS I SUMMON IT, IT ARRIVES... Meimona: COME TO ME AT…
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Aria: Reach your destination

Reed: Then, you're sure you don't know what the festivity down there is for.Aria: No, it doesn't ring any bells.Reed: God, and here I thought you were poking fun at the kid.Aria: ??Reed: Tonight happens to be two days before a worldwide holiday. Reed: A holiday for monsters, I mean. Reed: It will be their ruler's birthday.Five: !!Aria: H-huh!Five: A birthday party!!Five: Five was right!Reed: You sure were.Five: Five wins!!Reed: Don't forget to pester your friend for a prize later.Five: Yes!!Five: A victory prize! :DAria: H-hey! Reed: Better not be a sore loser, c'mon.Aria: D: Reed: So,Reed: The vast majority of the population congregates in the royal marshes down there.Reed: That's where the festivities happen. Reed: Every year, they hold what is probably the biggest, most obnoxious birthday celebration party…
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