- Nino: Aria?
- Nino: Aria, come on!
She's... She's not responding at all.
This is probably really, really terrible for her.
- Nino: Aria, listen to me.
- Nino: Kotori attacked you!! She betrayed you!
- Nino: That's why there's no way you can trust her anymore.
- Nino: You can't just sit here and do nothing.
- Nino: We'll all be in danger if we don't run away now.
- Nino: So please, let's go.
Kotori: Reevaluate your plan.
Well.
This is what you get for trying to stand up against destiny.
Nothing left to do now other than observing this story unfold.
- ???: So.
- ???: Just so we're clear.
- ???: Once we hit the fork, you go, and I turn back.
- ???: Sure, sure.
- ???: You execute whatever plan you have, and I'll, uh.
- ???: I'll be... doing more planning, yes.
- ???: Mmmmmmmmmmhm.
- ???: And this is tooooootally not because you just don't want to see your ex.
- ???: I-- It's NOT!
- ???: This is TACTICAL PLANNING!
- ???: It is just to ensure success in one go!!
- ???: Of cooourse, it's not like you have the most terrifying person in the world as an ex, how could I have been so blind!
- ???: Hey Tori's not scary!
- ???: She's just.
- ???: Extreme.
- ???: ...Toooo the point where you can't even look her in the face?
- ???: Shut up.
???: Turn dramatically and reveal your face.
- ???: But seriously Solis, if it were me who dated Kotori, I'd be so proud of it
- ???: I'd be all like-- "that merciless agent? she used to be my wife"
- Solis: Ugh.
- Solis: Trust me, you wouldn't be like that.
- ???: Nah I would, you're just a puuuuuuussy.
- ???: Nothing comparable to me that's for sure!
- Solis: Shut up.
- ???: All out of rebuttals again I see!
- ???: Dating Kotori is the kind of thing you'd wear on your shoulders with pride, Soli!
- Solis: God.
- Solis: I can't wait to reach the fork so you can fuck off already.
- ???: Ahaha, so touchy!
- ???: Your breakup beats every sitcom movie I've seen in this year alone.
- ???: You should be proud of yourself!
- Solis: Gee, thanks.
- ???: If you weren't gonna go anyway, why did you even come this far?
- ???: I gotta do eeeeverything around here, don't I?
- Solis: Uh.
- Solis: Corona, did you seriously forget that YOU asked me to show you where to go??
- Corona: Oh.
- Corona: Riiiiiight!
- Corona: Ahaha I totally forgot yo.
- Solis: Idiot.
- Corona: Hey yo respect your boss.
- Corona: Oh well, I guess you were right in coming with me all along, even if you're PUSSYING OUT laters!
- Solis: Of course I am right, what the hell do you think I am.
- Corona: Mmm, a big nerd?
- Solis: ...
- Solis: Please walk faster so that I may not have to see your face any longer.
- Corona: You got it toots.
- Corona: I would've said the feeling is mutual, if teasing you wasn't my favorite pastime.
- Solis: Ugh.
- Solis: Okay well, if you're really this bothered about going in my stead, then don't go.
- Solis: I'll just... I'll somehow manage by myself I guess.
- Corona: Hey bitch, nice timing!
- Corona: How nice of you to offer that when it's totally not too far for me to turn back now!
- Solis: Oh my god.
- Solis: No, just go back if you're going to complain again.
- Solis: I am NOT dealing with this.
- Corona: Nah, I'm not gonna complain.
- Solis: WH-- THAT'S ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING!
- Corona: Sol shush.
- Solis: DON'T SHUSH THE TRUTH!
- Corona: No, shh shshsh sh shhhhh.
- Corona: Listen, I made a bet on this shit.
- Corona: I'm not letting that hot 20 bux go.
- Solis: I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
???: Arrive at your destination
- Solis: Oh look, there's the fork, now I don't need to inquire about whatever the fuck you're saying anymore.
- Solis: How wonderful!
- Corona: Yeah yeah princess just go and let me do your job.
- Corona: You'll see, I'll be the one laughing later with my mad cash.
- Solis: Do you ever shut up.
- Corona: C'mon, you know you love it when it's just us two!
- Solis: No, I don't.
- Corona: You so do!
- Solis: I would rather rip my ears off than listen to you any more.
- Solis: Good bye, and good luck.
- Solis: Break legs. All of your legs.
- Corona: Aww thanks, how sweet of you!
- Solis: I meant that as insincerely as one can manage to be, while also hoping that the job gets done.
Hello abondoner of five. Its a good thing the all-mighty Nino is the son of Chuck Norris which explains why he survived the war. He's just being merciful to the people who beat him up all-hail the all-mighty Nino.
OH MY GOD. IT'S THE GUY THAT GAVE ARIA A HARD TIME TRYING TO ENTER TULIP TOWN, AND SOME RANDOM PERSON!
fuck yes. hell fucking yes. love this shit.
SOILZ OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, YOU SUCC
NICE NAME