Wow... It looks like you missed a huge wall of text.
Well, you'd normally skip a wall of gibberish from her without a second thought, but this time, the captain is part of it too! What she says is REAL important.
But then again...
Your head still hurts.
Maybe you'll just skip everything anyway. Surely, a "99+ unread messages" notification tells you all you need to know.
Spleen?: How offensive! You're only in your mid twenties!
Moggie?: Just spell it out for her.
Spleen?: ...She's actually waiting, isn't she.
Spleen?: Multitask and execute GENIUS plans.
Spleen?: She should know by now that UNSTOPPABLE is your middle name! ...Not really. It's Aylin, but whatever. Don't ruin the joke!
Moggie? and Spleen?: Visualize.
You reach the end of the log.
...And now, you're kind of glad you didn't actually take the time to read all of that. That sure would've been an impossibly massive waste of time, yup! Scrolling past this loooong back and forth, you suppose not even the captain is immune to Selene's influence.
Sophisticated, simple, and to the point.
Just what the hell does she want out of you, anyway.