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02 Nov 2018
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  • Meimona: Are you braindead?
  • Nino: Oh, I get it.
    Nino: Upset cause you've been done in, huh?
    Nino: Cause you've been thrown under the bus? Haha, pathetic!
  • Meimona: No... No... Oh my god.
  • Nino: So, seacop! Let's turn the tides on this ruthless lawbreaker here, (see what I did there!!), and not on innocent me.
    Nino: What do you s-
  • Kaji: HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT GREAT MOBY'S MAGNIFICUS DICKENS WARTY SHOOT THAT MAN.
  • Nino: -ay.
    Nino: WHAT.

  • Kaji: YA LISTENIN' YA GOONS GOD ALL BE DAM'NED TO HELL N' BACK GET YER GUNS N' SWORDS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
  • Nino: WAIT, WHAT- WHAT-
    Nino: WERE YOU LISTENING? I'M THE INNOCENT PARTY HERE!
  • Kaji: NO YA AIN'T YA CORRUPT PIECE OF SHIT HUMAN, GOODNESS.
  • Meimona: You literally have no clue just what kind of situation you've been put in, do you??
  • Kaji: And oh, fuckin' CRIPES, I just REALIZED,
    Kaji: THIS MUSTA BEEN WHAT HIS HIGHNESS WAS WORRYIN' ALL ABOUT, I BET.
  • Nino: I-I suddenly don't understand anything.
  • Meimona: Which bright brain cell in your humanly-but-unmanly brain thought to say all of that?
    Meimona: The monster world is strictly OFF LIMITS, you gigantic dummy!
    Meimona: Even I know that!!

  • Nino: BUT I-
    Nino: WHAT??
    Nino: WELL UH, WHAT IF I DIDN'T GO THERE BY CHOICE?
  • Kaji: No dice, kid!
    Kaji: If a mans gone there n' back, they're corrupt.
    Kaji: Can't be trustin' them anymore.
  • Nino: I-I'M INNOCENT THOUGH!
    Nino: I STRUGGLED TO SURVIVE AND GET BACK HOME!
    Nino: AND U-uh, I don't really...
    Nino: REMEMBER anything about not being allowed to go there?
  • Meimona: Shouldn't that be OBVIOUS?
  • Kaji: The hell, kid, she's the outsider here n' she's gettin' it better than ya!
    Kaji: And I say, yer goofin', I'm sure.
  • Nino: I'm... G-goofin'?
  • Kaji: Yea, who do ya think yer talkin' to!
    Kaji: "Don't remember the law" huh? Lies.
  • Nino: I-I REALLY DON'T!

  • Nino: I DON'T REMEMBER MOST THINGS!
  • Kaji: Likely fuckin' story, kid.
    Kaji: His highness' royal advisor even made a lil' rhyme out of it, just like every other law! God, it's all for, ya know...
    Kaji: INGRATES LIKE YA WHO CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT? YA SUPREME SHITLORD!
  • Nino: A...
    Nino: A rhyme.
  • Kaji: YEA! IT GOES:
    Kaji: "Do not cross the boundary, lest you be rejected by the country".
    Kaji: T'was controversial cause "country" makes no sense when yer talkin' 'bout the entire world, but that controversy just makes it EVEN MORE MEMORABLE!
    Kaji: So yer definitely lyin' if ya say ya don't know it.
  • Meimona: I-I meaaan, even I know that law and it's history,
    Meimona: But, and no offense, HE does seem stupid enough to forget it.
  • Nino: HEY!
    Nino: FULL OFFENSE! WHAT THE HELL!
  • Meimona: I'm just being honest!
    Meimona: And well... Didn't you really forget it after all?
  • Nino: I MEAN, YEAH, BUT WOW, MEI.
    Nino: JUST... WOW.
  • Meimona: See! Hooray for the truth!
  • Nino: Augh!
    Nino: Why am I in trouble just for that though??
    Nino: Would you really put a human in jail?
  • Meimona: Oh, they would!!
  • Kaji: Yea, ya moron, I just said that.
  • Meimona: They would even jail pure and good angels... If they could manage. :]
  • Kaji: Shut up, ya smug little devil!
  • Nino: But... All this, just for going through the barrier??
  • Meimona: ...You're seriously out of it to not know these things, aren't you.
  • Kaji: Look, kid, I hate to break it to ya.
    Kaji: See, yer just, not trustworthy anymore.
    Kaji: Them monsters could've done... Somethin', to ya.
    Kaji: Or, maybe yer now hidin' it, but yer really on thems side!
  • Nino: That's not true, I was ATTACKED by monsters there!
    Nino: How would I be on their side?
  • Kaji: Can't be believin' ya, kid.
  • Nino: But- This-
    Nino: This is... CRUEL!
  • Kaji: Yea well, safety needs them measures, ya feel?
    Kaji: His highness is REAL worried about these situations.
    Kaji: It's just the law, kid! Nothin' personal.
  • Nino: Wow, screw you.
    Nino: And your LAME rhyming laws from LAME royals.
    Nino: WHICH, BY THE WAY, DOESN'T EVEN RHYME!!
  • Kaji: HEY! YA TAKE THAT BACK!
    Kaji: NOTHIN'S LAME ABOUT PRINCE RUIT OR MY OTHER SUPERIORS!!
  • Meimona: Eh, I've seen better rulers.
    Meimona: Specifically, ones way way up there, y'know. :]
  • Kaji: Eugh, don't talk about them.
    Kaji: An' anyways I never asked for yer input.
  • Meimona: You're just jealous like always!
    Meimona: Cause I've still got like 10/12th divine-y in me, I can make it baaack!
    Meimona: How's it feel to be stuck at a useless zero? :]]]
  • Kaji: Low FUCKIN' blow, piss off!
    Kaji: I definitely DON'T CARE, ANYWAY!
  • Nino: What in hell are you talking about...
  • Kaji: I'M ONLY MAD CAUSE I'M ANGRY, SO SHOVE IT.
    Kaji: I MEAN- I'M-
    Kaji: Augh, I'm not mad!
  • Meimona: Don't lie!
  • Nino: Uh, you really, really, are mad.
  • Kaji: God, that's IT.
    Kaji: I'M COUNTIN' THIS MAJOR DISRESPECT AS YET 'NOTHER CRIME.

Sea patrol: COMBAT

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Do you mean "rhymes"? Because that "law" seems more like an attempted rhyme than a rhythm.

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