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31 May 2026

Party: Enter.

  • Meimona: Whoa... the ceiling's so low!
  • Aria: It's a lot smaller on the inside than I imagined...
  • Reed: I'm willing to bet that's just the size of the entrance area.
  • Nino: It's probably way bigger deeper in.

Party: Survey your surroundings.

  • Aria: This temple's interior is pretty intricate, huh?
  • Five: Decorated with... sparkly gold!
  • Meimona: Gotta say, I'm a big fan so far!
  • Nino: There must be someone taking good care of this place.
  • Meimona: Hummm, but it's so quiet, isn't it?
  • Nino: Maybe there's no one here besides us?
  • Nino: Including the temple's retainers.
  • Aria: I sure hope that's the case...
  • Meimona: Sooo, the rift we're looking for really is in here?
  • Reed: Yeah. We just have to keep going forward.
  • Aria: Let's go, then!

Party: Proceed to the next room.

  • Nino: Oh, there's two doors here.
  • Aria: Which way do we go?
  • Meimona: Hehe, why not both? Let's go left first!
  • Reed: ...
  • Aria: Is something up, Reed?
  • Reed: ...Nothing major. It's just... hm.
  • Reed: I guess now's a good time as any to say this.

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  • Reed: To be honest, this rift is pretty weird.
  • Reed: As far as rifts go, anyway...
  • Reed: It's signal is the most consistent I've seen so far.
  • Reed: It's been there the entire time we've spent in town,
  • Reed: And has barely fluctuated from its base frequency.
  • Meimona: ...Huh...
  • Reed: I'm used to having to race against the clock when it comes to rifts,
  • Reed: Since most of 'em don't last long before they close off.
  • Reed: But this one's a whole other story.
  • Aria: So if we were to create a categorization for rifts,
  • Aria: You'd file this one under the "stable" label?
  • Reed: Definitely.
  • Reed: It's nowhere near as volatile as the average rift tends to be.
  • Nino: Oh, so what I'm hearing is...
  • Nino: It's totally fine to keep taking our sweet time, yeah?
  • Aria: Why is that your first takeaway...
  • Meimona: Haha, that's great news!
  • Meimona: We don't have to worry about being stuck here or anything!

Party: Take the path on the left.

  • Nino: ...No doors here, huh.
  • Reed: This is pretty much a dead-end, then.
  • Aria: It's just one small room, with a... whoa!
  • Aria: That looks like a treasure chest on the table!
  • Meimona: Oooh, can we open it? Can we? Pleaaaase?
  • Five: Yes! I want... sparkly gold treasure!
  • Reed: Would you even listen if we said "no"?
  • Meimona: Nope!
  • Reed: Go nuts, then.
  • Meimona: Ohohoh, let's see, what's in the box... oh?
  • Meimona: What the heck! It's locked!?
  • Reed: Duh.
  • Nino: I figured that'd be the case.
  • Aria: But why? The lock seems useless if the chest is just out here...
  • Aria: It's like whoever put it here didn't even intend to hide it.
  • Nino: Hm, good point...
  • Meimona: Can I crack it open, guys? Can I!?
  • Nino: Hey, did you already forget about the contract?
  • Aria: Yeah, we shouldn't break anything while we're here, Mei!
  • Meimona: Nuh-uh! You're wrong!
  • Meimona: The contract does forbid "acts of destruction"...
  • Meimona: But it doesn't say anything about taking stuff, does it?
  • Meimona: Soooooo, I'll just take this chest and perform Destruction on its lock outside of the temple! How's that?
  • Aria: Huh... i-is that allowed?
  • Reed: I see bending the rules comes naturally to Mei.
  • Five: But, but... stealing is bad!!!
  • Five: Mei, Aurora will be sooooo mad at you!
  • Nino: Aurora's not stupid enough to be tricked by that, Mei.
  • Aria: The least you could do is ask for permission...
  • Meimona: Buh, you're nooooo fun!
  • Reed: Just forget about this box for now. Our priority is finding the rift.
  • Reed: You can consider taking stuff with you after we do that.
  • Meimona: Ooooh! Alright, if you say so!
  • Aria: I-I don't condone this at all, just so you know!
  • Meimona: Treasure in a dungeon is MEANT to be taken, Aria!
  • Aria: Um. This is a temple...
  • Nino: Are we done with this room, Reed?
  • Reed: Pretty much? There's nothing besides the treasure and the bookshelves.
  • Reed: And don't think about sitting down to read some books now of all times.
  • Nino: I-I wasn't thinking that! Totally not...

Party: Return to the previous room.

A pair of fluffy friends await patiently in the central room.

Earlier, you figured it'd be faster moving in a smaller group, so you had Aria and Mei instruct their pets to wait here while you check the different paths out.

The five of you enter the opposite room, and you see...

Party: Take the path on the right.

  • Nino: What the- there's no doors here either?
  • Nino: So this is also a dead-end?
  • Reed: ...
  • Aria: Ooh, this room looks identical to the other one!
  • Meimona: Not quite! There's one veeery important difference.
  • Meimona: I don't see any sparkly gold treasure chests here! Do you?
  • Five: No! no treasures. Only more books!
  • Meimona: Don't any of you dare tell me it's "the treasure of knowledge" now!
  • Aria: Huh... so the entire temple is just these four rooms, then.
  • Nino: No way! The pyramid structure looked way bigger outside for this to be all of it.
  • Meimona: Then where are we supposed to go next? We gotta find the rift!
  • Aria: Could the path be hidden in one of these rooms?
  • Aria: Like, behind one of the bookshelves, maybe!
  • Nino: That might be it. Reed, can your detector help us out here?
  • Meimona: Yeah! Is the way to the rift in this room, or the other one?
  • Reed: ...Guys.
  • Reed: There's no turning on my map.
  • Reed: The path it calculated is literally a straight line forward.
  • Nino: What? So it's neither of these rooms?
  • Aria: We're not supposed to take a left or a right...?
  • Meimona: Huuuh! Are you sure your thingy is working properly, Reed?
  • Reed: It's been accurate 10 times out of 10 in my experience.
  • Reed: I'm not about to start doubting it now.
  • Meimona: Well I think you're gonna have to update that to 9/10,
  • Meimona: 'cause there's just nothing more to the temple here, apparently?
  • Five: Nino... I, don't understand... I feel lost!
  • Five: Where must everyone go now?
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rotatingcement
rotatingcement
1 hour ago

NIno: hey, theres an orange book there... check it out?

Hans
Hans
1 hour ago

1st update of 2026!

Hans
Hans
1 hour ago
Reply to  Hans

Also had to make a new account so that's why my profile looks different

ninoshouldeatsand
ninoshouldeatsand
1 hour ago

Nino: There's gotta be some sand in here right. You gotta look for the sand Nino. Nino you're about to leave the desert you gotta make sure you've eaten some sand before you go

Nevermind3476
Nevermind3476
1 hour ago

Meimona: Hey look there's a hole in that one giant vase. You can totally get in there without breaking it. Don't listen if the others try to stop you, they just need to believe in you harder!

Boyfriend: Trigger the HIDDEN TRAP DOOR under that rug!

horticulture
horticulture
21 minutes ago

Nino: Smash through the wall, Kool Aid man style.

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