Nino: Ask why she lifted a fucking mountain

• Meimona: Hm! Nice try, but I'll never believe that!
• Meimona: Even if he's been friendly to others, Boyfriend still loves ME. That's all that matters.
• Meimona: So stay away from my Bee-Eff!
• Nino: Screw you, you're not even a good cat owner!
• Nino: Boyf- I mean, the cat looks like he's suffocating whenever you hold him!
• Meimona: Back off, maybe he LIKES it!
• Nino: That's not how it works!
• Meimona: Why are you so hung up on Boyfriend?
• Meimona: I said I'd give you literally anything else in the world.
• Nino: Damn it. Okay, here's a deal.
• Meimona: If it involves me giving you Boyfriend, then forget it.
• Nino: No, no, just hear me out for a second.
• Nino: Remember the memory thing I mentioned before?
• Meimona: That thing that sounded very important? Noooo.
• Nino: I don't appreciate the sarcasm.
• Nino: Look, I have like, a weird amnesia thing.
• Nino: I was going to look around the town and see if it helps me remember stuff.
• Nino: How about we um, do that together? That's the favor I want.
• Meimona: Hmmm...
• Meimona: Okay, I don't mind, but...
• Meimona: You know I'm wanted there, right?
• Meimona: Soooo it'll be hard for me to do that if you don't like getting chased by sea cops.
• Nino: Sea-what now.
• Meimona: Police! Cops! People trying to catch me, it's no biggie.
• Nino: Well, as long as I'm not involved?
• Meimona: Sure! It'll be out of your hair.
• Nino: Anyway, I wasn't done yet with the deal.
• Nino: Here's something enticing for you.
• Meimona: Oh...?
• Nino: If you somehow help me remember anything- and I mean ANYTHING,
• Nino: Even like, what I had for dinner 2 days ago-
• Nino: I'll stop bothering you about the cat.
• Nino: BUT, if you don't make me remember a thing, I get the cat.
• Meimona: ...No.
• Nino: Think about it, seriously! Good deal, right?
• Meimona: No!!!
• Meimona: You're bad at deals! As expected from a human!
• Nino: Fuck. But you said you OWE me one!
• Meimona: Yes, I owe you ONE THING that isn't Boyfriend.
• Meimona: God, I should be less nice to people, this is stupid!
• Meimona: Just ask me for like, a big bag of money and be done with it.
• Nino: No! Urgh, look, what if I help you loot every single store in the town?
• Meimona: !
• Nino: You like money, huh?
• Nino: Want to do some "temporary borrowing" together? Wiiink?
• Meimona: It doesn't sound half-bad...
• Meimona: But you look like you'd stink as a thief. And you look like a lawful snob.
• Meimona: AND you ARE doing all of this just for Boyfriend.
• Nino: Nuh uh, nooooooo.
• Nino: I just really want to remember things!
• Nino: God, like, maybe I used to be a rich noble dude and you make me remember that, then I give you like 50% of my forgotten fortune.
• Nino: Or I could get you, heh, a REAL boy-boyfriend, how about that?
• Meimona: I can't have a real boy-boyfriend, you dunce.
• Meimona: Don't you know the first thing about Winged?
• Nino: Have you ever tried to GET one?
• Meimona: No! That is so human of you to say, stop it!
• Meimona: Look, Boy. Something smells FISHY.
• Nino: That's the sea.
• Meimona: Haha, very funny! I'm not giving you Boyfriend.
• Nino: Fine, fine, look, I'll stop.
• Nino: Would you still come with me to the town? As repaying the favor?
• Meimona: Ehh... Fine.
• Meimona: I shouldn't have owed you anything, ugh.
• Nino: More like you should've kept a better eye on your pet, like, oh, you know, like GOOD pet owners do???
• Meimona: Shoosh! I-I take good care of my Boyfriend!
• Meimona: I just misplaced him while hiding some loot!
• Meimona: I care about him so much that I shook up the entire town looking for him earlier, that's how you know I'm a GOOD owner!
• Nino: Is that what you were doing with the mountain top??
• Meimona: Huh? Oh.
• Meimona: I was looking if Boyfriend was under there.
• Nino: Why would he BE THERE?
• Meimona: Sometimes I hide things in those kinds of places?
• Nino: WHY DO YOU JUST REGULARLY PICK UP MOUNTAINS!
• Meimona: Umm... They're good hiding spots?
• Nino: ALSO HE WOULD BE DEAD IF YOU LEFT HIM UNDER A HUGE ROCKY MOUNTAIN!
• Meimona: I know! That's why he wasn't there when I looked!
• Nino: Why did you look if you KNEW he wouldn't be there?
• Meimona: I didn't know back then but I do NOW!
• Meimona: What is this, a police questioning?
• Kaji: AH-HAH, GOTCHA.
• Kaji: IT'S THE POLICE, BITCHES.

• Meimona: !
• Nino: !
• Kaji: Busted, in the act!

• Nino: WHAT the fuck.
• Meimona: OH SHOOT, It's the COPS, Boy!
• Nino: Cops??????
• Meimona: Sea cops!
• Kaji: This gon' be the last time ya smell this salty sea freedom, thief. Ya got nowhere to escape to!
• Kaji: An' wow, workin' with a human? Yer one nasty winged.
• Meimona: I wasn't doing anything illegal this time!
• Meimona: And I'm not with this human, or any humans!!
• Kaji: Then who's kid is this, what in hell.
• Kaji: OH, no, wait, I know!
• Kaji: It's an accomplice, lads! Yer BOTH goin' down, then!
• Nino: Wait, I have nothing to do with uh, this!
• Meimona: Nin- I mean, Boy, shut up and listen.
• Meimona: You got any weapons?
• Nino: I- Uh, I... A sword.
• Meimona: Pull it out and fight!
• Nino: WHAT?? NO??
• Nino: UH, SEA COPS, LISTEN!!
• Nino: I have NO relations with Mei- I MEAN,
• Nino: This random girl I just happen to be standing next to!
• Kaji: Nice try kid.
• Kaji: Warty, get yer gun.

• Nino: OH, no no NO NO-
• Meimona: What are you FREAKING OUT for!!
• Meimona: You're SCARING Boyfriend! IF you'd just get your sword-
• Kaji: FIRE, fire, FIYAH, I SAY!
• Nino: DON'T SHOOT ME-

• Kaji: With EXTREME prejudice!
• Warty: A̴̴̸͜͞Ą̴̢́A̵̧͡͝͠A̕͝A̶̛A͏̵A̴͜͝͏Á̛͘͜͡Á̸̧̛̕A͏̢̕͜A͘͜

Warty: A̴̴̸͜͞Ą̴̢́A̵̧͡͝͠.

Nino: BE SHOT

• Nino: AAAAAAA- AAAH- HHA-
• Nino: I'M ALIVE.
• Meimona: It's just a net you friggin' puss-in-boots!
• Nino: OH, my god.
• Meimona: Sorry for the language, but get a hang of yourself!
• Kaji: YEAAAAAAAAAAH WE GOT 'EM MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, WAIT.

• Kaji: YA SHOT THE WRONG ONE!
• Warty: A̴̴̸͜͞Ą̴̢́A̵̧͡͝͠.
• Nino: I thought the grim reaper was about to claim my soul.
• Meimona: Well that WILL happen if you don't GET YOUR DANG WEAPON OUT, SERIOUSLY!
• Meimona: Do you WANT to go to jail?
• Nino: Why do I have to go to jail, I'm not the CRIMINAL here!
• Meimona: Well tough luck, they think you're with me!
• Meimona: Which you are, technically!
• Nino: What, no I'm not!
• Kaji: Dam'n it, kid, shut da hell up 'bout that!
• Kaji: What's yer deal!
• Nino: Wait, listen!
• Nino: I really am not involved here!
• Kaji: A likely story! Let's get 'em, ladies n' gents.
• Kaji: Thievin' lass is priority, weird kid comes second.
• Kaji: Don't screw it up 'gain!
• Nino: Dang it, you said I wouldn't be involved in your thieving, Mei!
• Meimona: Not by MY choice you wouldn't.
• Meimona: We can get through this, it's okay! Just listen to me.
• Meimona: And get your weapon out.
• Nino: ...Wait.
• Nino: I don't have to listen to you.
• Nino: Who says I have to fight with you?
• Meimona: Huh??

• Nino: When I can instead fight you! Hah!
• Meimona: Wh???
• Kaji: Wat in fuck.
• Nino: Leave me alone, Mei- I mean, weird thief.
• Nino: I'm no criminal like you.
• Meimona: Wh- Wh- But-
• Meimona: What are you doing??
• Nino: ...I'm turning on you, jeez.
• Nino: Catch on already.
• Meimona: Huh?? But-
• Meimona: But I was going to do something nice for you!
• Meimona: I'm not a bad person, why would you turn on me!
• Nino: Who's to say I was ever on YOUR side.
• Nino: You have something I want, AND you're a criminal, to boot.
• Meimona: Oh, no no NO!
• Meimona: Not Boyfriend!
• Meimona: Why're you such a big homewrecker for a little cat!
• Kaji: This is confusin'.
• Kaji: Kid, the hell's yer deal?
• Meimona: He's a jerk is what his deal is!
• Kaji: Actually, now that I look at ya closer...
• Kaji: Ya look positively noble.
• Kaji: Yain't from these parts here, are ya?
• Nino: Oh, no no.
• Nino: I'm merely a helpless citizen, you see, dear cop?
• Nino: I'm so helpless that I don't know where I came from!
• Kaji: Da fuck.
• Meimona: You come from jerkland, you jerkbeef face!
• Nino: That is not true, and not even a REAL place.
• Nino: No, my story is BIGGER.
• Nino: And the most HELPLESS thing you'll ever hear.
• Nino: The sea cops are going to be on MY SIDE once they hear it.
• Kaji: Fucks sake kids, it's SEA PATROL!
• Kaji: An' well, where'd you come from, weirdo?
• Nino: I came from...