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05 Aug 2018
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Corona: Lie directly through your teeth. Brag about your accomplishment.

  • Corona: It went super DUPER well, your highness!
  • Corona: I beat the living shit out of the human!
  • Corona: Ooooh but, don't worry, I made sure not to kill them this time.
  • Solis: Indeed, they're held up at a cell for now.
  • Corona: We figured, y'know, we'd report back to your majesty first, before going ahead with any rituals or whatever.
  • Corona: In conclusion, 10/10! A job well done. {}B)
  • Suvillan: Oh, excellent report as usual, Corona!

  • Suvillan: Really, it's all excellent except for the parts you didn't mention!
  • Corona: T-the what?
  • Suvillan: The parts that you didn't mention!
  • Suvillan: I'm saying, the report was lacking.
  • Suvillan: Perhaps you other two would have something to say about them?
  • Solis: Uh, your highness,
  • Kotori: YAAAAWN-
  • Solis: Corona's report is mostly right, I believe.
  • Suvillan: ...
  • Suvillan: Hm! If you say so.
  • Suvillan: It looks like I'll have to be more direct.
  • Suvillan: So, here I go!
  • Suvillan: Your reports don't match with information I have!

  • Suvillan: You see, it's not that I don't trust you.
  • Suvillan: Sometimes I just can't let my guard down so much.
  • Suvillan: I ended up getting a different report on the matter, from appointed spies!
  • Suvillan: And what's surprising is that your reports don't match up with theirs!
  • Suvillan: For starters, there was something about more than one human.
  • Corona: Uuuuuuh...
  • Suvillan: Please don't let this small incident hurt your feelings.
  • Suvillan: Anyway. I don't need to go on, do I?
  • Suvillan: Let's skip to the part where you give me the whole story.

Kotori: DON'T PANIC.

Everyone: FAIL AND PANIC.

  • Solis: Y-your highness, it's--
  • Corona: IT WAS ALL SOLIS' FAULT!!
  • Solis: It-- WHAT.
  • Corona: ADMIT IT, ADMIT YOUR CRIMES, YOU FIEND,
  • Solis: EXCUSE ME?
  • Kotori: C-Corona, that's not what we agreed on!
  • Corona: NO, NO, you're right, it isn't!
  • Corona: It's actually KOTORI'S FAULT!
  • Kotori: H-hey, what!!
  • Kotori: You killed a human on your own, I had nothing to do with that!
  • Corona: WELL, UH, yooou never told us about the other human!!
  • Corona: Sooooooo it's your fault!
  • Solis: Oh my god, settle down!
  • Kotori: W-well, you still KILLED a human normally!
  • Kotori: A-and there's no proof that I knew of other humans!
  • Kotori: Right, S-Solis?
  • Solis: Err--
  • Corona: UHHH WELL!
  • Corona: I JUST WENT WITH THE FLOW, AND ACCIDENTALLY MAY HAVE KILLED SOMEONE, BUT IT'S OKAY!
  • Corona: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THE HUMAN'S DEAD FOR SURE! HAH!
  • Corona: HE COULD VERY WELL BE ALIVE! RIGHT, SOLIS?
  • Solis: Oh my god.
  • Kotori: Corona, I think the situation is WORSE for you if he is!
  • Corona: Oh- UH- FUCK-

  • Solis: Holy shit, you are so fucking loud.
  • Corona: FUCK OFF!!
  • Corona: OH UHH, SOLIS IS AT FAULT TOO!
  • Corona: HE'S AT FAULT FOR...I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT HE FUCKED UP TOO SOMEHOW!!
  • Corona: FESS UP, SOLIS! OR I'M GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU!!!
  • Solis: Oh get the FUCK off of me!
  • Solis: I did absolutely NOTHING here!
  • Kotori: I THOUGHT BACKSTABBING AND DOUBLE CROSSING WAS A MONSTER THING!
  • Kotori: YOU'RE REALLY PROVING THAT WRONG HERE, CORONA!
  • Corona: WHAT!! THAT'S NOT EVEN RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
  • Corona: HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN WHAT WINGED DO TO EACHOTHER???
  • Solis: CAN YOU JUST LET GO OF ME--


  • Kotori: !
  • Corona: A-ah!
  • Solis: Oh god.

  • Suvillan: May I have some moments of silence, please.

  • Suvillan: So.
  • Suvillan: Let me get this straight.
  • Suvillan: After all this farce, you're telling me the actual target might still be alive.
  • Corona: I-It's, well, I...
  • Corona: It's... Complicated!!
  • Suvillan: Did I permit you to speak?
  • Corona: ...
  • Corona: No! S-sorry, your highness.
  • Suvillan: Since you three can't manage a minute of talk without arguing among yourselves, I'm ordering you to shut your traps until I give you permission to not do so.
  • Suvillan: Understood?

  • Suvillan: Now then.
  • Suvillan: Solis.
  • Suvillan: You're the most coherent, so I'm picking you.
  • Suvillan: I believe someone here is guilty, and I need the full tale to judge who.
  • Suvillan: Go on. Tell the whole story of this situation.
  • Suvillan: And you better not lie this time. I will know if you do.
Solis: Have value in your own existence, all of your limbs, and more than one eye. Tell the truth.

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Solis: Become the Re-snitch

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