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31 Jul 2020
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A while earlier...

A conversation unfolded.
Wow... It looks like you missed a huge wall of text.

Well, you'd normally skip a wall of gibberish from her without a second thought, but this time, the captain is part of it too! What she says is REAL important.

But then again...

Your head still hurts.

Maybe you'll just skip everything anyway. Surely, a "99+ unread messages" notification tells you all you need to know.

Kaji: Skip.

Spleen?: How offensive! You're only in your mid twenties!

Moggie?: Just spell it out for her.

Spleen?: ...She's actually waiting, isn't she.

Spleen?: Multitask and execute GENIUS plans.

Spleen?: She should know by now that UNSTOPPABLE is your middle name! ...Not really. It's Aylin, but whatever. Don't ruin the joke!

Moggie? and Spleen?: Visualize.

You reach the end of the log.

...And now, you're kind of glad you didn't actually take the time to read all of that. That sure would've been an impossibly massive waste of time, yup! Scrolling past this loooong back and forth, you suppose not even the captain is immune to Selene's influence.

Kaji: Respond.

Sophisticated, simple, and to the point.
Just what the hell does she want out of you, anyway.

Kaji: Hopefully, it's worth interrupting your dream.
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OpsCat
OpsCat
4 years ago

My conversations online feel so close to Lune and "Spleen's" back-and-forth that it's almost uncanny.

Reader
Reader
4 years ago

Kaji with the chad response

Unclevertitle
Unclevertitle
4 years ago

I think that's the perfect reply to all of that.

Alex
Alex
4 years ago
Reply to  Unclevertitle

I agree with my pal derek over here
A single "shut up" always does the trick when i'm talking too much.

Alex
Alex
4 years ago

This is turbo lolz right here.
And that right there was omega poggers.

annonymous
annonymous
4 years ago

Kaji: Go on a rant about captain planet and pretty colors and so surely your friends will see your "logic".

Immortalartisan
Immortalartisan
4 years ago

That is a really nice looking ui

Eel
Eel
4 years ago

She's just eating an entire personal pizza huh. Mood

HikLight
HikLight
4 years ago

LoL

KitKat
KitKat
7 months ago

shut up

^