UIUUUUUHUUUU SOMEONE'S TALKING TO ME. THEY SAID: Nino should come back to life, win, and promptly die again.

Perché vuoi rivedere quel tizio? Sono così stufo della sua faccia ormai e dovresti esserlo anche tu. Quando è stata l'ultima volta che tutti questi altri tizi sono stati rilevanti?

I personaggi principali sono troppo vanitosi e monopolizzano troppo il tempo sullo schermo. Quindi, devono morire per fare spazio ad altri personaggi. Anche questo è un consiglio di scrittura che dovresti seguire, dovresti uccidere i personaggi che hanno più tempo sullo schermo per rendere le cose più equilibrate.

A COOL person said: clap. And Some Others have joined them.

Grazie, frittata.
Ora leggi la storia e non disturbarmi.

Kapítulo 2.

Kotori: Ughhhh, it's another bad one!
Ruit: Damned joker...
Kotori: I hate this guy and his awful face!
Ruit: He is certainly far too smug for his own good.
Ruit: Selene, would you redact that from your list of designs?
Kotori: Yeah! Replace it with a better design, please.
Selene: Aww, I'm getting de-constructive feedback on my product already?
Suvillan: A smug face is good for a card like the joker, though.
Suvillan: It's a card that is almost always useless...
Suvillan: Except for some unique cases where it turns the entire game around!
Solis: It's got a lot of potential to piss your opponent off,
Solis: So that mocking face works well for it.
Ruit: Nobody requested either of your opinions.
Selene: You're so mean when you lose, Ruru!
Ruit: I-I have not lost yet!
Kotori: Hey, isn't this bad, prince...?
Ruit: No, it is not!
Ruit: Just wait, little one...
Ruit: I will win this for us soon enough.
Kotori: I-I really do think we're in a bad spot, though!
Kotori: Also, I'm not little.
Ruit: Fear not!
Ruit: My next draw shall turn this whole thing around!
Ruit: I only require an even-numbered card...
Ruit: Meaning my odds are 50%!
Ruit: Not bad at all, is it?
Solis: A cointoss, huh?
Kotori: Oh, luck be on our side, pleeeease!

Capitolo 3.

Ruit: Agh!!!
Ruit: Another despicable joker!
Selene: Heheheee, I was gonna saaaay...
Selene: You forgot to include the wildcards in your count. ^q^
Selene: The probability of drawing an odd card right now is even less than 50%!
Kotori: Urgh! Burn this damn card!
Selene: Hey, hey, don't ruin what I worked so hard on!
Suvillan: Hah, compared to them,
Suvillan: Things sure are looking up for us, aren't they?
Lune: Yes. Here's another ace.
Suvillan: That's my captain!
Suvillan: You'll totally win it for the team in no time.
Solis: She's not your captain, though...
Suvillan: Solis.
Suvillan: You'll definitely become nonexistent to me if you keep this up.
Solis: What? What'd I do?
Solis: Is it so wrong to state facts, your highness?
Suvillan: Sigh...

Canto 4.

Kapitel 5.

A Bozo said: Lune must win! It's her birthright!

Questo è quello che pensi, testa di ciambella? Ma è ingiusto. Due sovrani desiderano già Lune, e tu vuoi che vinca la partita in più? A questo ritmo la trasformerai in una Mary Sue. Sei uno SCRITTORE ORRIBILE. Ti guiderò sulla retta via con l'esempio, sacco di farina.

Some Freaking Clown said: Lune deserves that photo and if it means suvi having to win as well then so be it

Ora un personahe ta muchu importante i deseabel, djis mata nan. Mésora. No duna niun hende tempu pa reakshoná. Ta bon asina.
Pero matamentu lo wòrdu posponé un poko. En bes di esei, duna nan un viktoria grandi promé. Bo por mata nan despues. Esei ta loke mi ta bai hasi aki.

Ta asina bo ta skapa di e akusashonnan di mary sue.
E bida di e muhé chikitu aki ta kaba den 25 minüt di awor.

Some DEPRESSIVO said: meimona is dead, I will never recover mentally or physically from this

Aki bo ta mira un otro lès pa bo. No tin nada manera mal publisidat. Un 2/10 por ta un 10/10 tambe, bistié ku orguyo. Bo ta komprondé? Mi ta bira poderoso solamente for di bo yoramentu, al fin i al kabo.

Chapter 7.

Kotori: Auuuuuuuugh.
Ruit: Ughhhhh.
Selene: Gosh... she's so, so close to winning it!
Lune: ...Mmmmm...
Suvillan: Her next play could decide everything, huh.
Ruit: Come on, lady luck, don't betray us now!
Kotori: I don't think she's ever been on our side even once, though...
Lune: Be quiet, I can't focus...
Lune: You're three against one.
Lune: The least you could do to keep this fair is be quiet.
Ruit: Gah! She's never taken such a harsh tone with me before...
Lune: I said QUIET.
Lune: Please.
Ruit: ...Agh...
Kotori: I'm speechless...
Suvillan: Too bad I ended up in the timeout zone too!
Suvillan: Otherwise, I would've totally helped her out.
Solis: At least I'm not alone out here now...
Solis: Even though he's still ignoring me. :')
Selene: Huhu, you can't help your teammate at all!
Selene: You're not even allowed to see her hand, in fact!
Selene: So until the gold card expires...
Selene: You'll just have to wait this out, sorry~
Kotori: Although the prince and I played our timeout cards consecutively,
Kotori: It still doesn't feel like we're going to beat Lune!
Selene: Hey, Ruru, you have another one of those?
Selene: You could win by putting all three of them in timeout at the same time, you know!
Ruit: Wha... no, I do not! Not now.
Ruit: I had one at the start of the game, but I discarded it.
Selene: What? Why'd you do that, silly!? It's a really useful card!
Ruit: Because you neglected to explain this new rule earlier, Selene!
Selene: Aww, cut me some slack, Ruit!
Selene: I didn't realize that you didn't know this rule already.
Kotori: Why would you even expect him to!?
Kotori: It's a rule YOU invented for your weird version of this game!
Selene: Oh... you're right.
Selene: Teehee, I forgot about that~!
Lune: QUIEEEEET.
Lune: I have a question.